I always wanted to be a Tenenbaum.
Balling Eli Cash.
Thank you, alcohol.
(Source: widowsnakehole)
You got me drunk, and you got me drunk… And you…
(Source: erthan)
I LOVE RIDDLES.
(Source: amandamoorhead, via raleigh-st-clair)
Bowl so hard.
Toy Gandalfs.
If someone doesn’t buy me this for Christmas, you better believe I’ll make all of your eyes piss tears.
“Who’s to say what works? You find somebody you like and you roll the dice. That’s all anybody can do.”
—Ron Swanson, Parks and Recreation (via emtc)
amen.
(via allisonweiss)
(Source: stayforthecredits, via nicholasreed)
I was trynna hit that.
(Source: thebasterds)
Future husband.
(via jeanralphiodanceuponme)
