If you want to be in the middle of two people, that’s a sandwich. If you want to be in the middle of three people, it’s a slice of pizza. I want to be the cheese in the middle of their pizza.

If you want to be in the middle of two people, that’s a sandwich. If you want to be in the middle of three people, it’s a slice of pizza. I want to be the cheese in the middle of their pizza.

(Source: yallarebrutalizingme, via raleigh-st-clair)

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